February 2012
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Tempted to say Total Life Forever is my favorite album of all time.
Anonymous asked: YOUNG ONION LONG ONION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOLO
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when you google my name, the first result that comes up is my fake “who the hell is paul mccartney” tweet
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America basically fuels Australia’s economy
Out of 70 girls in a single hall way, I counted 55 of them wearing uggs
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space scares me so badly like seeing pictures of planets make me cringe and i hoped that taking an astrophysics class would help me conquer this fear but nope it’s torture
idk is this fear normal???
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imagine how funny it would be to live with bo burnham
Anonymous asked: So I hear you like hummus…and nicholas cage and Valentine's day.I like hummus too.
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Anonymous asked: when was the last time you were lynched?
Anonymous asked: How much do you use ketchup? (1 - not at all, 5 - on all foods)
Anonymous asked: have you ever got a boner?
yolo
young onion long onion
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Anonymous asked: my brother told me that yolo stands for Young onion Long onion but I know he must be lying. what does it actually mean?
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wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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I don’t understand why people like Ed Sheeran he’s basically an ugly rupert grint who sounds like bruno mars
jobinnn asked: I wanna see yo teeth gurl
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I made the mistake of introducing my mom to fun. and as a result, she’s been pelvic thrusting and fist pumping to them for the past 2 hours
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I touched John Green's crotch.
fishingboatproceeds:
sorethroatchampion:
It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
“whatever sweetie (:”
– teen girls during an argument on facebook (via procrastinatingftw)
Anonymous asked: lol i thought you loved skins? or is it just the new seasons?
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teenmale:
my first concert was beethoven reblog if you’re a real 18th-19th century kid
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does anyone still watch skins because it’s literally the worst tv show i’ve ever seen