January 2012
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: what are you doing tonight? You, know instead of being a total babe ;)
Jan 1st
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my actual new year’s resolution (other than have intercourse with nicolas cage): gain confidence and not hate myself as much 
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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OH MY FUCKING GOD a boy who goes to my school just posted a full on naked picture of himself on facebook in “honor of the new year” i’m actually SCREAMING AND WASHING MY EYES WITH ACID AT THE SAME TIME
Jan 1st
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hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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the only good thing about being a girl is that i can say super perverted things and no one will ever call me a pervert 
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Question # 21: What colour is your vagina?
Dec 31st
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I’m actually really upset Pepper Rabbit broke up. I absolutely loved them. 
Dec 31st
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i should just start tagging all my posts like this 
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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if i actually get accepted into the netherlands abroad program, i’ll come home after 8 months fluent in dutch. imagine how awesome that would be \m/ plus living in amsterdam for 8 months seems like so much fun
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Listentheregattascene:
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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whtahtefcku: OFWGKTA is literally the sound i make while throwing up
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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my mom seriously has the strangest phobia of eastern europe and neo-nazis. she just found out that my brother is backpacking eastern europe and she called him and started screaming “YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR THE NEO-NAZIS. YOU ARE IN DANGER” for like 20 minutes dear god my mom thinks everyone is a neo-nazi like she thought win butler and skrillex were neo-nazis 
Dec 30th
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Watching True Blood re-runs while eating a nutella sandwich in my underwear. Not sure if my life sux or if it rox. 
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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What’s worse: LMFAO or Nickelback? 
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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i’m going to kiss a picture of nicolas cage for new years 
Dec 30th
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geeisthesex: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in
Dec 30th
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I’ve realized that majority of the people I’ve been spending time with lately are in their 20s and I feel really stupid/inexperienced compared to them. Like when they talk about grad school and stuff and I’m still stuck in high school. But at the same time, it’s easier for me to get along with them than people at my school. So I guess I need to start listening to Katy...
Dec 30th
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malcolm in the middle marathon all day AWW YES
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: Sometimes I think about marrying the perfect someone and how happy we could be together and how much of a fairy tale that truly is, but I think it part of it might be true...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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when i name my children, i am going to make sure they don’t have boring/unoriginal names i think i’m going to point to a random place on a map and name my child whatever i land on like if i land on Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch that’s going to be your name so fucking deal with it
Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: You speak French fluently? That's awesome. Say something in French, damnit!
Dec 29th
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i really want to go to spain for my study abroad (even though i’ve studied french for 5 years) but my mom knows i only want to go to spain to party and cause the guys are babes
Dec 29th