March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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milk-eyed-mender:
Bon Iver // Skinny Love //...
February 2012
textposter:
YOLO, YOLO, A pirates life for me
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this is a legitimate question
what do you do when your friend’s ex boyfriend asks you out on a date
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I love watching teenage boys attempt to prove their dominance over one another
Constantly grabbing their crotch and calling each other “pussy”
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themaccababes:
Pizza Party // L’Homme Run
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hey you shower on a regular basis, listen to good music and are moderately good looking
we should date
I’m just really thankful that my grandpa got to end his life in such a peaceful manner. It’s almost as if he knew he was going to die that day and he wanted to end his life right. He got up in the morning and went to the salon and got his hair cut and got all fancied up. Then he came home and called me and mom and he read us his favorite poem and he told me that he loved me and that he...
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jamiephillipcook:
and best original song goes to alex turner for submarine
wait
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Why do people with perfect music taste like One Direction? Seriously, how does one go from listening to Beirut to One Direction.
Today is just a horrible day. My grandpa passed away and I need to find a way to go to iran. I knew this day was coming for a long time, but I was always in denial. Now that it’s actually happened, I don’t know what to do with myself.
Anonymous asked: YOUNG ONION LONG ONION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOLO
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when you google my name, the first result that comes up is my fake “who the hell is paul mccartney” tweet
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America basically fuels Australia’s economy
Out of 70 girls in a single hall way, I counted 55 of them wearing uggs
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space scares me so badly like seeing pictures of planets make me cringe and i hoped that taking an astrophysics class would help me conquer this fear but nope it’s torture
idk is this fear normal???
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imagine how funny it would be to live with bo burnham
Anonymous asked: So I hear you like hummus…and nicholas cage and Valentine's day.I like hummus too.
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Anonymous asked: when was the last time you were lynched?
Anonymous asked: How much do you use ketchup? (1 - not at all, 5 - on all foods)